Challenge of english class

  Hello, I've been told to do a blog about english and blogs so, that's what Im going to do, a blog about blogs. Well...mmmm it's my first english class in university, so I can't talk about the previous classes,(english 3 or 2 even 1) but I can compare it with the ones I had a long time ago, in high school. The first topic is that strange blog thing, when i was younger, computers were not a big deal so we didn't applied them in class, but that millennial thing of writing blogs like a hipster in a Starbucks it's pretty funny, because you just have to write a certain amount of words, talking about a random topic. It's easy to do, quick, and i can go home soon, after finishing it. The only disadvantage are the topics, it would be funnier if we talk less about the future and more about the post future. YES! post future like the year 3000, instead of that blog where we talked about post degrees (it's in my description subscribe).

  Other thing about english in the university It's the duration of it. Some people have to do english for four semesters, at eight o'clock in the afternoon, that's a terrible life you can't do that to other human beings. I personally think, ( i know this opinion will not be very popular among some of you) that school must give up with people from level one , it's unethic to make them suffer like this. And the solution is exchanging english for community work. I know it sounds bad! But It's too late for them, sorry. 😢

CHANGES TO MY STUDY PROGRAMME

   Hello you guys! .____. I've been receiving quite a lot of messages from you lately, asking about my career and what i think about it. The thing is that I like it, but I will make some changes when i become the big boss, because it's a fact that I'm becoming the leader, It's just a matter of time. Right now I can think about 3 important flaws, the lack of a ATMs, the overprices of Greta and the Hippies. 3 vicious things that keep us from becoming well-known throughout the globe.

  First of all, It has been proved that places with ATM's become growing poles of economy, and that's what we need to become: a big school like FEN or Harvard. In a study of ªToronto University they proved that cities with bigger amounts of ''cajeros automaticos'' grow 20% faster. That also works in microeconomies  like universities, even households! 

  Secondly, About Greta, this thing has to end, if the heart of the School is rotten the body will rot too, and that's what is happening to us with her. In a recent Study that i made, i realized that 85% of the students, buy all their materials with her, and she sells everything 35% more expensive. That means that with a good administration we can reach a art production of 200%. 

  The last and most important reason for our misery are the hippies, the cancer of society. Every Empire fell by their hands. The Roman Empire was destroyed by them and America will follow. It's known that all the places with hippies become stained by their pheromones, substance that can produce Aids and spontaneous body amputations.

   After all this you probably feel sick of this place, and it's normal because it's full of hippie pheromones, but it's not that bad. Specially if you think about the future, in a couple of years, with me in the former place of Zeron.

My next Holiday

  A few weeks ago I realized that the semester was ending and i didn't have any plan for my holiday, a weird thing because this year has been really long for the lack of ''paros'', that means that the vacation will be longer than usual, a great possibility if you want to go somewhere far away, or work, that not my case. I will spend the whole thing playing with the cats, shouting at the dogs for barking too loud and playing some old game, that was locked away in a box years ago. You may ask, why do you have such a boring plan, if you are such a wonderful guy? And i have the same question, the answer it's not really clear, of course i have some theories. Some of them are, because im too lazy to get money working, or the crippling heatness of the summer that drains me of all the energy and will. So in other words, i am used to spend all the summer in my house, leaving it during shorts periods of time.

  Last year i lived in a house with a pool, so i created a routine, of waking up, pc, eat, pc, pool, nap, pc, sleep. This year will be different, because im older and computer games are not as funny as they used to, im not longer in a house with pool, and now i like plants and stuff, so i think that my routine for this summer will be something like this.

 waking up (7-8) - work in the garden (8-9) - pc (9-13)- eat (13-14) - nap (14-16) - pc(16- 19)- garden (19-20)- pc (20-23)- sleep (23-7).  Maybe some art thing around 7-8 pm but not everyday.

My favorite Book

 

Hello my good old fellas, i've been waiting for long to talk about this topic, one of my strong sides....reading!!... well not really, i like to read but im not a scholar :P, just a hobby. I've been reading for a couple of years, maybe 15 or 16 it doesn't matter for the sake of the story.
   I met my favorite book 8 years ago (I know i can't meet an inanimate object, but it was like a meeting because of the circunstances :( just cause i say it), in a trip through the south. I was walking through a hiking road when i saw it from afar. It was a blue book with a hard cover, that was just siting over a bench, without anyone arround, like a ''buen Chileno'' i sneaked arround and grab it. When i got back to the cabin I started reading it, and it was such a weird thing!! Starting with the fact that it don't have a title or nothing like that, its like a notebook writen by someone, i mean, it's handwritten!! :O! emmm it also have some grammar mistakes. Lukily the writer had a really good letter, i theorize that he was probably a she, because of that.
  Well, about what was writen in it, most of it is a secret, that i will never reveal to anyone, but i will tell you, that it's a story about a dad that turns himself into a dog in error, and becomes a talking dog.

Pet results

    No pude hacer captura ni se donde hacer esto asi que lo pondre aca :v

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Post Graduate Studies

   Hello everyone! Today I will talk about what I am going to study after finishing my studies, in other words a postgraduate degree. First of all I was thinking in taking a degree on cardiology in Canada. 

 Why Cardiology? It will be difficult because im no doctor, but the title of cardiologist sounds good as hell! How are you going to accomplish something like that? That's surely the hardest part of the plan. I wast thinking in just lying, first lie to the Canadians about my qualifications (maybe buying a fake degree) and then lying to the teachers about my knowledge using the information learned in doctor House. I know I can't lie during the whole career, just in the begining, after the time passes I hope to learn, and become a good student, maybe the best one. Why Canada? I have many reasons for going to study to Canada. The first, and more important, because a i heard from a really reliable contact that the Canadians are jiles (dummies) and probably will believe the fake story of my medical studies. The other reasons are, that I like that weather (freezing cold). The people there, are practicaly the oposite of the Chileans, it must be funny to be surrounded by silent and respectable people (I know im insulting all the Chileans, but I don't care because im leaving this bloody country to become a famous cardiologist).

  I think that's all, bye envious sudacas, I don't need your help **** you ***** ******.