My life throwing midgets

     I have always wanted to go to the foreign lands of Scotland, the house of the Whisky and the Kilt, well im not that sure about the skirts, but definitely the land of Scottish Kilts, the ones with the Tartan design! I don`t really like the skirts and the whisky that much. I prefer the landscapes, those green fields with castles over mountains, a view that you usually see in fantasy movies. And the history, the way that the Roman empire tried to conquer those lands, and then the British empire unsuccessfully made it, those facts are very interesting for me.

   But the most interesting thing, that i would like to do there, it is to participate in a midget throwing contest. To represent Chile in that party. Every year in the city of Kalavbarash, they celebrate a really strange party, doing a really strange sport. The midget throwing. Next year, im going there with my midget friend, and we are going to win!