miércoles, 11 de octubre de 2017

Post Graduate Studies

   Hello everyone! Today I will talk about what I am going to study after finishing my studies, in other words a postgraduate degree. First of all I was thinking in taking a degree on cardiology in Canada. 

 Why Cardiology? It will be difficult because im no doctor, but the title of cardiologist sounds good as hell! How are you going to accomplish something like that? That's surely the hardest part of the plan. I wast thinking in just lying, first lie to the Canadians about my qualifications (maybe buying a fake degree) and then lying to the teachers about my knowledge using the information learned in doctor House. I know I can't lie during the whole career, just in the begining, after the time passes I hope to learn, and become a good student, maybe the best one. Why Canada? I have many reasons for going to study to Canada. The first, and more important, because a i heard from a really reliable contact that the Canadians are jiles (dummies) and probably will believe the fake story of my medical studies. The other reasons are, that I like that weather (freezing cold). The people there, are practicaly the oposite of the Chileans, it must be funny to be surrounded by silent and respectable people (I know im insulting all the Chileans, but I don't care because im leaving this bloody country to become a famous cardiologist).

  I think that's all, bye envious sudacas, I don't need your help **** you ***** ******.

1 comentario:

  1. Good luck Doctor, please don't dye your hair, It will ruin your cover-up. And please, keep learning English, it is the basis for a long con.

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